The Adventures of the Tuxedo Twins.

 Welcome to the Blog of Sir Sebastian and

Lady Bartholomew

The Tuxedo Twins.

These are our adventures. 

Today we are building a blog.

 

Bart: 

I keep helping our human mom with her computer stuff, even with her blog. That is what a good human minder does, after all, and I am a good minder. She is very busy on her computer and I am often found close by.  

When it comes to computer minding I am rather new to the job. It used to be the job of our families Number One Tomcat Sir TigerTail, but a few months ago he told me that it was time for me to step up and take over for him.  He had gotten very old and kept falling asleep while draped over Mom's shoulder as she worked on the thing that she calls a laptop. Well, you and I both know that the only thing that belongs on the top of a lap is a cat, but she insists that a machine has the the right to be there too. So I am now Mom's Number One Writer's Helper.

This blog was my idea. You don't think that it was Mom's idea do you? That would be silly of you. 

 

Seb:

This blog is Bart's idea? Really? It's just like Bart to take credit for everything. Just because she is the new Computer Cat doesn't mean that she can take credit for everything that Mom types into that machine of hers. I give Mom plenty of suggestions. I have been trying to get her busy on our blog for years now. It's not my fault that Mom is a little slow at times. She is a human after all.

I must agree that the best thing to put on a human's lap is not a machine, but a cat. A big black and white tomcat is the most prefurrable lap warmer, but a tomcat has places to be and things to do besides holding down a lap. Plus the laps have this uncomfortable habit of getting up and leaving.

The Principle of Feline Frustration says that as soon as one gets comfortable upon a lap that lap always has to leave.

Bart wasn't the only feline in the family that was given new jobs by Poppa Tiger. He trained me up to take over as the household's Number One Tomcat for him. As Bart said, he was old. He was nearly 21 human years old- 83 seasons old, when he crossed the Rainbow Bridge into Summerland a few days ago. I would have been OK being the #2 Tomcat longer, but Poppa Tiger's body had worn out on him. 

 

Bart: 

We all miss Poppa Tiger. His twin, Lady Gidget is very sad. Everyone is sad to be without Poppa, but the felines know that he will be reincatnated. He has several lives left.

 

Seb:

Yes. Maybe his passing was what finally got Mom to listen to us and start this blog for us. Whatever it was- We Are Online!